I think the problem we have right now is that lots of people don’t understand what feminism is. Feminism, my friends, means simply that men and women should be treated equally. That’s it. That’s all. Equal. Not better than, not smarter, funnier, sexier, nothing. We just want to go through life…
Lion-Hearted Girl: Feminism vs Masculinism
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0450 352 004 - the number you give to creeps: FOR AUSTRALIAN RESIDENTS.Give the above number (0450 352 004) out to...
FOR AUSTRALIAN RESIDENTS.
Give the above number (0450 352 004) out to men or anyone who doggedly persists in trying to get your number even after you’ve already said no.SAVE THIS NUMBER IN YOUR PHONE FOR EASY RECALL!
We have all had the experience of enjoying ourselves whilst out, minding…
Judy Berman: the problem with lana del rey, illustrated by short dialogues
going to dinner with lana del rey:
what looks good on the menu to you?
“whatever you like”
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selecting a film to see with lana del rey:
what movie do you want to see?
“whatever you like”
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book club with lana del rey:
what did you think of the book
“whatever you…
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I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. I was quite nervous…
Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.
”— Hopeless Romantic. (via thisisthehorrorshow)
(via thisisthehorrorshow)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’VE CANCELED THE ASTRONOMERS-ONLY DANCE-OFF AND EMCEE BATTLE?
I’VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR MONTHS. MY MOVES ARE TIGHT. MY BODY LOOSE AS A COMET’S ION TAIL. I INTENDED TO STEP OUT OF THE BOOTH SMELLING LIKE BURBERRY COLOGNE, THEN GRIP THE MIC AND SERVE THOSE BASTARDS FROM OBSERVATIONAL COSMOLOGY.
pretty much every pixel of this is comedy gold
Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer?
Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!
1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:
a. Texting him!
b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!
c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!
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Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam
URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE
O Hello !
I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye.
my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes,…